Monday, 20 March 2017

Cabinet of Commissioners

A few days ago, the results of the most recent cabinet elections were announced by Her Illustrious Highness, the Ethereal Grand Duchess, in the Thrown Room of Palazzo Twaklinilkawt.  To everyone's surprise, no ordinary, incompetent citizens were elected to any of the vacant positions.

The previous cabinet had, in secret, unanimously agreed that a great improvement in the quality of cabinet government in Nilkawt, and in many other countries, would be possible only with a cabinet of commissioners instead.  In view of this, all the current and former commissioners in Nilkawt have been appointed to the inaugural Cabinet of Commissioners.

Nilkawt has, and has had, many commissions and commissioners:


Former Humour Rights Commissioner

Independent Commissioners for Free and Fair Elections

Independent Commissioners Against Corruption

Former Trade and Investment Commissioner

Political Reform Commission

Tourism Commissioner

New Humour Rights Commissioner

Acting Interim Strategic Interests' Commissioner for Mutually Lucrative Trade and Peaceful Long-Term Investments

Reasonable Insurance Risk Commission